February 23, 2008
Appropriate soul mates.
So I'm BORED again, because Regina has not called me yet, despite saying she would -_-.
Whose turn is it now not to call huh !?
I'm gonna dump you into the canal soon.
Anyway, because I'm in desperate need of something to do,
I've decided to come up with another list (YAY!)
This time, it's called
'Soul mates my friends are destined to be with.'
(So please expect your name to appear here if I know you well.)
And PS: Do not dump me into the canal/Singapore River or anyplace your sinister mind can think of. At least give me a coffin.
nah, my list is not that bad.
i think.
LET'S BEGIN (heh heh) !
1. Life-long soul mate for TRACY:
Anyone who is willing to wake up in the middle of the night to dance under the stars with her.
Must be rich, because you will have to bring her overseas regularly to see the stars. Stars not provided in Singapore.
2. Life-long soul mate for ABIGAIL: (yay! i called you abigail !)
Anyone who is willing to fake laughter when she starts laughing over her egg-joke.
Must have a strong stomach, because you will be expected to laugh alot.
3. Life-long soul mate for REGINA:
Anyone who is willing to worship her and paste stickers of 'Regina is the BEST' all over his locker.
Must have great tolerance for egoness, vulgarities and, erm, Regina.
4. Life-long soul mate for JESSICA:
Anyone who is not Singaporean, and has eagle-like eyes for spotting lost items.
Must not have a Singapore ID, and must be able to find her lost wallets/retainers etc etc. Best if working in a lost-and-found office.
5. Life-long soul mate for QIANNING:
Anyone who is willing to listen to stories about her cousins, of cute furry animals and fuzzy fluffy soft toys.
Must be gay.
6. Life-long soul mate for MANDY:
(does not dare to write)
7. Life-long soul mate for JOUTENG:
Anyone who likes jpgs/gifs of muffins and sushi flying around.
Must be IT-savy and be able to teach her HTML, must be able to provide tissue whenever, wherever.
8. Life-long soul mate for JEANNETTE:
Anyone who can tolerate being called 'stupid' everyday by a girl not even half their size.
Must have high tolerance level. Must not show any signs of anger or might cause further emotional outbursts from girlfriend.
9. Life-long soul mate for NADINE:
FOR SALE.
*DISCLAIMER RIGHTS: Please do not take this personally. I will not be held responsible for any emotional hurt caused, however, if you need a shoulder to cry on, I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE HUG ! :D
Holly Daquel ♥
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